Spam-tastic

The other day I got the following e-mail with the subject line "Protect your community!" It's so good, I have to share it:

Hello,

We're emailing you to let you know that with terrorism on the rise, a bunch of new jobs in law enforcement just opened up. We need smart and good people, like yourself, to join the team to protect America. If you're interested, we recommend that you sign up to get some information on how to get started in a Criminal Justice education program:

(link removed because it's probably not a good idea to go there)

If you're already set in your current career, maybe you could pass this message on to someone else who is down on their luck, but is interested in keeping our land free from fear. This should be somebody you trust!

- Eric "Bull" Sanders
Counter-Terrorism Recruiter