I was snacking on some double-stuffed E.L. Fudge cookies during dinner at work tonight, when all of the sudden, I looked down and realized that there was a hunk of plastic lodged in the chocolate stuffing.
Huh, I thought, glad I didn't bite from the other end first.
I wondered if I could sue the Keebler elves.
But then I started thinking about, what if I won? What if I got a huge settlement and it bankrupted the elves? They would be forced to close down the tree with the magical oven. I can see them now -- little elves with little knapsacks slung over their backs as they close down the tree for good and go their separate ways. Probably shedding elf-sized tears.
Too sad.
I couldn't do that to Ernie and the cookie crew. So I threw the cookie away.
It was just as well. I noticed when I got home that the plastic tray the cookies came in had a piece missing, so it must have broken at some point and gotten lodged in the cookie post-elf participation.
But if I ever find anything in my Cocoa Krispies, I am sooo taking down Snap, Crackle and Pop.
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that was a sad story, about those elves.
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